Justin Bieber “Eenie Meenie” Parody – Teenie Weenie

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Parody of Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston’s hit song Eenie Meenie.

This is purely for comedic purposes and in no way is meant to diss Justin, Sean, or anyone!!! If you have not seen the original watch it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmmCg5bKxA or buy it on iTunes!

Lyrics

Teenie Weenie it won’t grow
Think it ran away from home
If you find it, if if if you find it, let me know

V1

She cannot find it
It’s sucked inside
I’m like an asian
Stereotyped
I wiz on my nut
Don’t swat my fly
Wider than Justin’s

You’ve seen lots of types
The tree trunk and meat sword
But you laugh at my little chode
Ima show it some fight
And pump and extend it
So i can turn this needle into a bone

CHORUS 1

At least its really wide wide wide wide wide
Cant see it from the side side side side side
Be careful when we grind grind grind grind
It’s kind of fragile for a small little stump

O You can find a teenie weenie under the covers
Sadly I have a teenie weenie my pubes discovered
Damnit I have a teenie weenie and the girls hate it
Yah they be spreadin pictures of it all over thee net
Woah oh oh oha ho

V2


Let me show you how its shrunken
Like a grain of rice
Better grab that microscope
So you dont strain your eyes

I masturbate with tweezers
On lonely nights
But Im bigger than Kingston

You seem like the type
to twerk em and squirt em
but you will not touch my baby dong
So give me the night
And a pack of extenze pills
I can turn this meal worm into king kong


CHORUS

I lose it all the time time time time time
Thin as a piece of twine twine twine twine twine
Be careful when you grind grind grind grind grind
Its nothing more than just a small little stub

Because I have a teenie weenie and I can’t find it
Its so damn small sometimes I mistake it for a tooth pick
O yes I have a teenie weenie and the girls hate it
They always point and giggle at me when I display it
Woah oh oh oha ho

Teenie Weenie it won’t grow
See it with a telescope
If you find it, if if if you find it, let me know

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